Cracker jokes
By Jeannette | December 27, 2012
We had a slight fail this Christmas in that I couldn’t find any decent children’s crackers.
We salvaged any repercussions of this by reading the #crackerjokes hashtag on Twitter and there were some good ones on there, preserved below for the giggles they gave!
Here’s some funnies:
Why did the rocket loose his job?
He was fired.
What do you do with a sick bee?
Take him to the wasp-ital.
What is an Ig?
An Eskimo’s house without a loo.
What’s the difference between snowmen and snow women?
Snowballs!
What do you call someone they hides in a bakery?
A mince spy.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a duck?
A Christmas quacker.
Where does Father Christmas go to recover after Christmas?
An elf farm.
What do you give a dog for Christmas?
A mobile bone.
What do witches use to wrap these presents?
Spell-o-tape.
What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew-chew train.
And my favourite (drumroll please…)
What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
Any other good ones? Please share via a comment below if you have.
Thanks for reading Jx 😘
4 Comments
avbarber on 27th December 2012 at 3:00 pm.
Do you think cracker jokes are written with the intention and purpose of making you groan 😀
Our Chrimbo 22-27th December 2012 « Autism Mumma (Jeannette) on 27th December 2012 at 9:00 pm.
[…] Slight fail in that I couldn’t find any decent crackers but twitter saved the day with it’s #crackerjokes hashtag, see my round-up of the best here. […]
AutismMumma on 30th December 2012 at 5:20 pm.
Could be…they made us laugh though 😉
Fredrick Sterkenburg on 9th January 2013 at 4:37 pm.
i love to bake foods and someday, i want to own a bakery myself…
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